I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
"She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect."
Californication (via bl-ossomed)
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS
- Cop: Have you been drinking?
- Me: I been drankin'
- Cop: Surfbort
- Me: Surfbort
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
"There’s something disturbing about recalling a warm memory and feeling utterly cold."
Gone Girl, Gillian Flynn (via bonhivers)
i wrote a song about a tortilla
actually its more of a wrap